Farmers Returning to Steam Powered Equiptment
Farmers Ditch Modern Tech, Go Back to Steam-Powered Tractors: A 'Revolution' 150 Years in the Making! Why Farmers Are Trading in Their High-Tech Gadgets for Good Ol’ Steam Power—and
Food Now Grown Inside US Supermarkets
Vertical Farming Trend Enters US Supermarkets Vertical Farming Trend Enters US Supermarkets: Freshness Now in Aisle 7 In the latest attempt to make grocery shopping feel like a real-life video
Farmer Accidentally Creates Sparkling Milk, Becomes Unexpected Hit at Parties
The Fizzy Phenomenon: A Deep Dive into Sparkling Milk's Rise as the Party Essential The Misunderstood Cappuccino Craze At a recent bash in Lubbock, guests were seen scratching their heads
Truffle Pigs
Truffle Pigs Demand Gourmet Benefits and Truffle-Scented Retirement Plans In a bold move that has stunned the culinary world, truffle pigs have come forward to demand better working conditions,
Wichita Falls: Where Tumbleweeds Outnumber Tourists
Unraveling the Absurdity of Life in Wichita County, Texas The Lone Star State's Not-So-Lone Joke Welcome to Wichita County, Texas, where the tumbleweeds roam freely and the tourists...well, they're a
The Problem with Cowgirls Today
The Problem with Cowgirls Today Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The Problem with Cowgirls Today – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
I Need Some Eggs
I Need Some Eggs Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands I Need Some Eggs – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
If I Told You Who It Was…
If I Told You Who It Was… Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Parody of Johnny Cash’s “If I Told You Who It Was…” If I Told You
Silage Juice and Single
Silage Juice and Single ‘Til Further Notice Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The End of the End of the Farm – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
Cotton’s Bold Claim: ‘Without Us, Your Jeans Would Be Just Dreams’
Cotton's Bold Claim: 'Without Us, Your Jeans Would Be Just Dreams' In a world where natural resources audaciously claim bragging rights, cotton has recently stepped up as the self-appointed
Minnesota Farmfest
From Tractor Traffic to Cow Selfies: The Whimsical World of Minnesota Farmfest A Rollicking Rendezvous of Rural Revelry and Farm-Fueled Fun Tractor Traffic: The Rural Rush Hour At Minnesota Farmfest, the
The Aggie Bar Fight Song
The Aggie Fight Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Aggie Fight Song: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger FREE DOWNLOAD – Aggie Fight Song .mp3 Verse 1: I walked into a bar,
Trump Promises to Declare Hay as the New National Currency
Donald Trump Promises to Declare Hay as the New National Currency: 'Finally, Something Useful' Why limit ourselves to printing money when we can just mow it? Mar-a-Lago, FL – In
Breaking News: Farmer Outsmarts Weeds by Pretending to Quit Farming
Weeds Surrender! Farmer Outsmarts Nature with Genius Fake Retirement Plan Tired of pulling weeds? This farmer faked his own farming death—and it worked. Find out how you too can
Scientists Confirm: Corn Fields are Now Officially Smarter Than Congress
Shucked and Awed: Cornfields Overtake Congress in Intelligence Quotient! Scientists Reveal Shocking Data That Puts Politicians Behind the Husk Des Moines, Iowa – In a groundbreaking study that has left
Old MacDonald Lost His Farm
Old MacDonald’s Farm Foreclosure: When E-I-E-I-O Became E-I-E-I-Oh No! From "Moo-Moo Here" to Bank Seizure There—The Shocking Downfall of Everyone’s Favorite Farmer Old McDonald Now Taco Bell Employee of the
New AI Farming Robot Spends 90% of Its Time Texting Other Robots
New AI Farming Robot Spends 90% of Its Time Texting Other Robots—Yields Minimal Harvest If you think your teen’s screen time is bad, meet Robo-Crop. Lubbock, TX— Farmers across the
Beekeeper Attempts to Teach Bees to Pollinate Faster
Bees Get Their Buzz On: Beekeeper Attempts TikTok Dance Training to Speed Up Pollination It’s going viral—among humans, not bees. Cody, WY— The art of beekeeping has long been associated
World’s First All-Electric Tractor Sinks in Mud
World’s First All-Electric Tractor Sinks in Mud Faster Than Farmer’s Bank Account Torque may be eco-friendly, but it’s terrible at pulling itself out of a swamp. Windthorst, TX — The
Unlocking the Secret to Dairy’s Eternity: Cheese’s Master Plan
How to Support Milk's Quest for Immortality: A Cheese Lover's Guide In the culinary revelation of the century, a recent study has confirmed what cheese enthusiasts have suspected all
Barbie Was Born in a Barn!
Barbie Was Born in a Barn! Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger FREE DOWNLOAD
Your Sister’s Getting Married?
Your Sister’s Gettin’ Married? Today? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger FREE DOWNLOAD
She Thinks I Plow Too Fast
She Thinks I Plow Too Fast Bale Harrison & The Field Hands FREE DOWNLOAD THE MP3 - She Thinks I Plow Too Fast
Where’s My Farm Bill?
Lyrics: Where’s My Farm Bill? Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
Turning Mud into Gold: The Magical World of Swamp Farming
Swamp Farming: Turning Mud into Gold The Magical World of Swamp Farming Welcome to the fantastical world of swamp farming, where mud reigns supreme, and farmers turn muck into magic.
Gettin’ Fancy on a Farm Only Works About Half the Time…
When Fancy Meets Farm: 15 Times It All Went Horribly Wrong (And 3 That Somehow Worked) Sure, you can wear a tux to the barn... just don’t blame us
Earth on the Verge of Starvation as Every Farmer Becomes a “Songwriter”
Earth on the Verge of Starvation as Every Farmer Becomes an AI 'Songwriter' in the Same Week! AI Music Sites Crash Worldwide as Farmers Stop Plowing and Start Penning
Sheep Admit to Being Part of a Cult
Sheep Admit to Being Part of a Cult: "We Just Follow the Herd" Exclusive: Fuzzy Followers Spill the Beans on Barnyard Conformity! Baaa-ton Rouge, Louisiana -- In a small, peaceful
Texas A&M Scientists Develop New Breed of Mini Bulls for Apartment-Dwelling Cowboys
Texas A&M Scientists Develop New Breed of Mini Bulls Apartment-Dwelling Cowboys Are Pleased and Investing Heavily In a groundbreaking move that blends urban living with rural nostalgia, scientists at Texas
The Great Farmer Feud
The Great Farmer Feud A Look into 15 Unbelievable Farming Arguments Farming. It’s supposed to be a quiet life—birds chirping, crops swaying in the wind, and a hard-working community all
The 2024 Farm Bill: Still Missing—Have You Seen This Legislation?
The 2024 Farm Bill: Still Missing Have You Seen This Legislation? Stephenville, TX — It’s been a tough year for the nation’s farmers. But it’s not drought, market volatility, or