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Rhyme and Reason at the Santa Rosa Rodeo Guide for Rodeo Fans and How to Deal With It! Vernon, Texas - In an unprecedented twist that has left spectators both

Trump’s Indoor Inaugural Parade: The First Presidential Motorcade to Get Stuck Behind a Mall Walker A Historic Procession… at a Snail’s Pace By Ima Mallrat, Senior Satire Correspondent

Trump Kicks Off Presidency With Foul-Mouthed Rant as Socialists Shiver Outside A Grand Inauguration, Brought to You by Gold and Grievances

Secret Service Warns Kid Rock: Keep the Bald Eagles and Bong-Shaped Mount Rushmore at Home Patriotism or Public Menace? Kid Rock’s Inauguration Party Plans Raise Eyebrows By Rusty Winchester, Bohiney News Bureau

Politicians Shiver, Farmers Snicker "Ever Heard of Layering Up, Mr. President?" By Rusty Haybale, Senior Cold Front Correspondent The recent inauguration ceremony took a dramatic turn when Washington’s elite, swaddled in

Farmer Battles Monsters Monsters on the Farm: A Helpful Guide for the Modern Cowboy and Farmer In the vast, open fields of America’s heartland, where the horizon stretches endlessly under

Cattle Capers: Mischievous Cows Play Pranks on 6666 Cowboys and Tyler Sheridan When the Herd Turns Mischievous In the sprawling pastures of the famous 6666 Ranch, a herd of cows

The Holstein Heist: Brown Swiss Cows Accused of Stealing the Limelight (and the Cheese) In a dairy industry rocked by scandal, Brown Swiss cows find themselves at the center

Feed Formulation Fiasco The Science of Keeping Cows Content! Cornfield, USA -- In the rolling hills of Cornfield, USA, where the grass is green and the cows are always content,

Milk Mingle: The New Singles Meetup for "Dairy Lovers" Milk Mingle offers a wholesome & nutritious alternative to the typical nightlife scene... In Sonoma, California, a unique event is turning

The "Helpful" Guide to Owning a YTO Tractor The Time-Traveling Tractor: A Journey Back to the 1950s This is NOT a Good Tractor! Owning a YTO tractor is not just a

Land Tenure Tangle: The Misadventures of Farmers and Their Plots! Negotiating grazing rights with cows who think the whole farm is their pasture. Wheatfield, USA - In the quiet corners

North Dakota’s 12,500-Head Dairy Cow Spa: The Ultimate Bovine Getaway Move over, luxury resorts—North Dakota has just raised the bar in cow care with a 12,500-head dairy cow spa.

Struggling to Define Farming: From Instagrammable Pumpkins to Debt-Inducing Tractors Welcome to the wild world of farming, where the grass is greener, the cows are chattier than your

Fort Worth's Handley Feed Store Robbed of Grain The Great Grain Robbery: Unleashing the Kernel of Truth How a Missing Sack of Corn Sparked a Statewide Manhunt in Fort Worth,

Top 10 meanings behind the color "John Deere Green" The Ultimate Camouflage: If you're driving a John Deere tractor in a field, good luck finding it again if

Wichita Falls, TX -- As the sun sets over the pastoral plains of Wichita County, one might witness a curious procession that rivals any nature documentary on the

The Ultimate Guide to Rodeos and Bull Riding: A Satirical "Helpful" Content Piece Welcome to the exhilarating world of rodeos and bull riding! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s

The Moo-Movement: How Cows Are Conquering Social Media Welcome to the digital pasture where cows aren't just livestock; they're live-streaming! With the advent of #MooMondays, cows have transitioned from

Paris: The City of Love, Lights, and… Tractors French Farmers Turn Paris into a Green Overalls Runway in Protest Against the EU-Mercosur Deal Paris, the city that gave us romance, baguettes,

Who’s Wrecking Our Food Supply? Cows, Chickens, and Prime Farmland Are Under Siege—Or Maybe Just Misunderstood The New Criminals on the Block: Cows and Chickens Move over bank robbers and hackers;

Jagjit Singh Dallewal: The Indian farm leader on hunger strike for 40 days The Hunger Games: Jagjit Singh Dallewal’s 40-Day Protest Fast India’s Farmer Leader is Hungry for Change—and So

The Amazonian Agrarian Advancement: Can Farmers Harvest Free Prime Benefits? Exploring the Impact of Amazon Prime on Rural Communities Is Amazon Prime free for farmers? Well, if you consider the

The List: Combining Country Charm with Culinary Chutzpah of Feed Grains! Where the only thing better than the fresh hay aroma is the taste of our artisanal feed grains. In

National Agriculture Science Center of India: Farming Meets Science, and the Goats Are Confused When Science Takes Over the Fields Drones, Data, and the Quest for the Perfect Cow In the

Farmers Abandoning Their Land: Is Nature Throwing a House Party? When Farmers Pack Up, Wildlife Moves In Scarecrows, Weeds, and the Wild Take Over the Heartland The great American farm abandonment

The 2025 Pennsylvania Farm Show isn’t just about Crops and Cows Butter, Barn Smells, and Milkshake Mania: Inside the 2025 Pennsylvania Farm Show By Grainy McLaughlin, Rural Affairs Correspondent The 2025

Farmers React to $10 Billion Aid Package Relief, Paperwork, and a Whole Lot of Questions By Grainy McLaughlin, Satirist-in-Chief America’s farmers received some long-awaited news this week: a $10 billion economic

Ag Wagon: Farmers’ Dream Truck Hits the Dirt Roads Finally, a Truck That Doesn’t Cry at the Sight of Mud By Grainy McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist Extraordinaire The Ag Wagon isn’t just

Lab-Grown Food to Hit U.S. Shelves in 2025 “Beakers Are the New Barns” By Grainy McLaughlin, Future Food Satirist Move over, farmers: America’s dinner table is about to get a scientific

John Deere's Galactic Expansion: How Tractors are Conquering the Star Wars Universe John Deere Tractors on Tatooine It's official: John Deere tractors have landed on Tatooine, and moisture farmers everywhere

Georgia Farmer Breaks World Soybean Record Again Alex Harrell Outsmarts Both Nature and Neighbors By Grainy McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist Leesburg, Georgia, is no longer a sleepy Southern town; it’s now the