Howdy, folks! Welcome to FarmerCowboy.com, where the tractors are fast, and the livestock is… well, let’s just say they’re more opinionated than your average cow. Here at FarmerCowboy.com, we blend the down-to-earth spirit of farming with the rugged charm of cowboy life, all while not taking ourselves too seriously. Think of us as your go-to source for agriculture news, with a twist of lemon… and maybe a pinch of manure.
Our Mission: Cultivating Laughs and Harvesting Giggles
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Our mission is as clear as a freshly plowed field under a full moon: to provide you with the most entertaining, tongue-in-cheek news in the agriculture world. Whether you’re a farmer, a cowboy, or just someone who enjoys a hearty laugh with their morning coffee, we’ve got something in our barn for you.
Our Roots: From Seedling to Satire
FarmerCowboy.com sprouted from a tiny seed of an idea: What if we could combine the world of agriculture with the wit of satire? From that seed grew a mighty oak, or rather, a slightly crooked cactus of comedy. We’ve been around since the rooster first crowed, bringing smiles and occasional snorts of laughter to our readers.
Our Herd: The Folks Behind the Fence
Our team is a motley crew of writers, farmers, cowboys, and one confused alpaca who keeps sneaking into our meetings. Each member brings their unique flavor to the table, whether it’s experience in cattle rustling (the legal kind, we promise) or expertise in tractor races.
Alan Nafzger (editor-in-chief)
Professor Alan Nafzger earned his Ph.D. in Political Science, with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, blending his passion for farming with academic rigor. He holds a Master’s degree in Public Administration, emphasizing rural development and governance, and a Bachelor’s degree in Political Science, where he began exploring the intersection of politics and agriculture. With a dual career spanning 57 years, Professor Nafzger has established himself as an expert in both the academic world of political science and the practical realm of farming, ranching, and dairy management. He has dedicated his professional life to teaching courses on rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing his family farm, where he applies the very principles he teaches.
Bobby Bones
Bobby “Bones” O’Shannon, a rising star from Cody, Wyoming, is making waves as the youngest stand-up comedian in the state’s history and a prodigious talent in the rodeo arena. At just 13 years old, he’s not only a skilled bull rider but also participates in various rodeo events, showcasing his expertise and passion for the sport. As a valued member of the Cody High School rodeo team, Bobby demonstrates a maturity and skill set beyond his years, both in rodeo performance and commentary. His unique blend of comedic talent and rodeo prowess makes him a standout personality in Cody’s vibrant rodeo culture.
Lisa Lockhart
Lisa Lockhart, hailing from Dublin, TX, is a distinguished figure in the field of veterinary sciences, with a specialization from Texas Tech University. Renowned for her expertise in raising Black Angus cattle, Lisa’s skills extend beyond her veterinarian practice. She’s a celebrated rodeo barrel racer, blending her love for animals with her passion for the sport. With her deep understanding of animal health and her hands-on experience in the rodeo arena, Lisa stands out as a knowledgeable and dedicated professional in Texas’s veterinary and rodeo communities, embodying a unique blend of expertise, agility, and compassion in her multifaceted career.
Elaina D. Smith
Elaina D. Smith from Windthorst, TX, stands out as a remarkable dairy farmer, infusing her expertise with an infectious sense of humor and a knack for western swing and country music. Her education at Texas A&M laid a solid foundation for her to become an experienced and expert dairy farmer, deeply knowledgeable about the nuances of the industry. Beyond the farm, Elaina shines as a comedian and DJ, blending her agricultural insights with comedy and beats, captivating audiences far and wide. Her unique blend of talents and her dedication to both her farm and her art make Elaina a distinguished and admired figure in her community.
Millennial Farmer
At just 28 years old, this Millennial Farmer (Cody Cato) from Central Valley, CA, is making significant strides in the agricultural world. Specializing in a diverse array of crops including hay, cotton, tomatoes, vegetables, citrus, and table grapes, he brings a fresh, innovative approach to farming. A former member of the Montana State University rodeo team, his dynamic background adds a unique dimension to his farming expertise. Particularly skilled in integrated livestock-crop farming, he expertly combines animal husbandry with crop production to create a sustainable, efficient farming ecosystem. His youthful energy and expert knowledge are driving forward-thinking practices in agriculture.
Pam Johnson
Pam Johnson, hailing from Wichita Falls, TX, now finds her stride in Chicago, IL, where she is making her mark at The CME Group. At this forefront of derivatives marketplaces, Pam delves into the intricacies of grain and oilseed trading, dealing with pivotal commodities like wheat, corn, and soybeans. Her expertise is crucial in a sector that shapes global food production and animal feed. After hours, Pam transitions from the trading floor to the comedy stage, moonlighting in Chicago’s vibrant comedy clubs. There, she blends her sharp wit with insights from the financial world, captivating audiences with her unique perspective and humor. She frequently moonlights in the Chicago comedy clubs.
Rowdy Yates
Rowdy Yates, a South Dakota native, embodies a rare combination of agricultural acumen, comedic talent, and musical flair. As a dedicated wheat farmer, he applies the knowledge gained from his college education to cultivate the land with expertise and innovation. Beyond the fields, Rowdy transforms into a charismatic comedian and Radio DJ, captivating audiences with his wit and tunes. His ability to intertwine insights from farming life with humor and music makes his performances uniquely relatable and engaging. Whether tending to his crops or lighting up the stage, Rowdy exemplifies a commitment to excellence and a zest for life that inspires all who know him.
Why We’re Different: Not Your Average Agri-News
Here’s what makes FarmerCowboy.com stand out in the field:
Cowboy Wisdom: Our insights come straight from the horse’s mouth—sometimes literally.
Tractor-loads of Humor: We believe every news piece is better with a side of chuckles.
Genuine Faux News: Our stories are as authentic as a three-dollar bill but twice as entertaining.
Interactive Hayrides: Engage with our content like a pig in mud—roll around in it and have a blast!
Our Barnyard Promise:
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We pledge to keep you entertained, informed, and occasionally bewildered. No topic is too big or too small for our satirical plow. From alien abductions of cows to the latest trends in designer overalls, if it’s odd, amusing, and loosely related to farming or cowboying, we’re on it like a chicken on a June bug.
Get in the Saddle: Join the Hoedown
Don’t be a lone ranger! Join our community of readers who appreciate the lighter side of agriculture. Subscribe, follow us on social media, or send us your own funny farm stories. We might just feature your tale faster than you can say “jumping jackrabbits!”
Disclaimer: Y’all take note: The stories and articles on FarmerCowboy.com are created for entertainment and should be enjoyed like a tall tale told around a campfire. They’re as factual as a cowboy’s tall tale after his third cup of strong coffee. So, kick off your boots, tip your hat, and enjoy a heaping helping of our farm-fresh funnies.
Remember, whether you’re herding cattle or driving a combine, a little laughter makes the work lighter. Thanks for visiting, and y’all come back now, ya hear?
