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Oca Vegetable
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Workout Buddy Feature Hits the Ranch
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Siri Finally Gets AI Upgrade on the Ranch
Siri Finally Gets AI Upgrade on the Ranch, Still Can't Figure Out Why Anyone Would Pay $1,099 for a Phone When a Good Horse Costs Less Apple's voice assistant
What if Donald Trump Had Been Raised on a Farm?
Donald Trump’s Farm-Boy Fantasy: What If He Grew Up on a Farm? How His Campaign Would Be Stronger Than a Bull From Shoveling Manure to Shoveling Votes: How Trump’s
Dairy Farmer’s Typical Daily Routine
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MooTube: Cattle Start Their Own Video Sharing Platform
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Purple Haze Carrots
Purple Haze Carrots: The Rock Legends of the Vegetable World In the dynamic world of vegetables, where color and flair often dictate popularity, a vibrant and legendary contender is
Rodeo Aromatherapy
Rodeo Wrangling Meets Aromatherapy: How Essential Oils Are Taking Down Bulls—One Lavender-Scented Bandage at a Time! Got Bucked Off? Don’t Worry, Just Rub Some Essential Oils on It—Because What
John Deere Tractor wins Prestigious Art Award
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Environmental Stewardship
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Truffle Pigs
Truffle Pigs Demand Gourmet Benefits and Truffle-Scented Retirement Plans In a bold move that has stunned the culinary world, truffle pigs have come forward to demand better working conditions,
His and Her Tractors
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Ice Cream Social: Cows Host Monthly Meetup to Discuss Flavor Trends
So, apparently, cows have figured out social networking too. Move over, Zuckerberg, here comes the "Moo-vement." Ice cream: it's not just for humans anymore. In a development that's utterly moo-ving,
Farm Dog Abandons Tumbleweeds for Tinseltown
Farm Dog Abandons Tractor for Tinseltown: The Tail-Wagging Journey to Stardom! "From herding cattle to hobnobbing with celebrities—this dog’s Hollywood dream is no shaggy dog story." West Hollywood, CA --
Kentucky Derby Goes Woke
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The Farmer’s Daughter Look: From Runway to Farmway
The Farmer's Daughter Look: From Runway to Farmway—How Overalls Became the Next Big Thing in Fashion Fashion Goes Farm Fresh: How Overalls and Flannel Became the Latest Style Craze Sioux
Farmer Trades Vintage John Deere Calendar
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Land Tenure
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Deere & Co. Drives Away from Diversity
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High School Geometry Class
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Malibu Dairy Introduces ‘Cowabunga Surfing Experience’ for Adventurous Bovines
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Roosters for Trump
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World’s First All-Electric Tractor Sinks in Mud
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Vegan Vampire Found Guilty of Stealing Almond Milk from Local Grocery Store
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He’s a Few Bales Short of a Full Load
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West Texas Declared the Best Texas…
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How to Turn Your Backyard into a Buckin’ Arena
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Cowboys Who Read: Tackling Tolstoy Between Rodeos
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Local Cows Start Fashion Trend: ‘Pasture Chic’ is the New Black
Welcome to the Pasture: Where Cows Set Trends and Grass is the New Black In a world where fashion typically struts out from the catwalks of Paris and Milan,