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The List: Combining Country Charm with Culinary Chutzpah of Feed Grains! Where the only thing better than the fresh hay aroma is the taste of our artisanal feed grains. In

National Agriculture Science Center of India: Farming Meets Science, and the Goats Are Confused When Science Takes Over the Fields Drones, Data, and the Quest for the Perfect Cow In the

Farmers Abandoning Their Land: Is Nature Throwing a House Party? When Farmers Pack Up, Wildlife Moves In Scarecrows, Weeds, and the Wild Take Over the Heartland The great American farm abandonment

The 2025 Pennsylvania Farm Show isn’t just about Crops and Cows Butter, Barn Smells, and Milkshake Mania: Inside the 2025 Pennsylvania Farm Show By Grainy McLaughlin, Rural Affairs Correspondent The 2025

Farmers React to $10 Billion Aid Package Relief, Paperwork, and a Whole Lot of Questions By Grainy McLaughlin, Satirist-in-Chief America’s farmers received some long-awaited news this week: a $10 billion economic

Ag Wagon: Farmers’ Dream Truck Hits the Dirt Roads Finally, a Truck That Doesn’t Cry at the Sight of Mud By Grainy McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist Extraordinaire The Ag Wagon isn’t just

Lab-Grown Food to Hit U.S. Shelves in 2025 “Beakers Are the New Barns” By Grainy McLaughlin, Future Food Satirist Move over, farmers: America’s dinner table is about to get a scientific

Farmer Battles Monsters Monsters on the Farm: A Helpful Guide for the Modern Cowboy and Farmer In the vast, open fields of America’s heartland, where the horizon stretches endlessly under

John Deere's Galactic Expansion: How Tractors are Conquering the Star Wars Universe John Deere Tractors on Tatooine It's official: John Deere tractors have landed on Tatooine, and moisture farmers everywhere

Georgia Farmer Breaks World Soybean Record Again Alex Harrell Outsmarts Both Nature and Neighbors By Grainy McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist Leesburg, Georgia, is no longer a sleepy Southern town; it’s now the

Farmers vs. Pests 2024 A Battle for the Ages By Grainy McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist Despite relentless attacks from an army of emerging pests, American farmers managed to break records for corn

Joe Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medals to Farmers “The Backbone of Corn and Comedy” By Grainy McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist In a heartwarming yet slightly bewildering ceremony this week, President Joe Biden

U.S. Farm Census Reveals Shocking Loss of Farms Farmers Suggest “Try Restarting the Country” By Grainy McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist The 2022 U.S. Agricultural Census has dropped, and the numbers are so

Groundbreaking Farming Discovery Proves Plants Have Better Social Lives Than Humans Plants Actually Like Company By Sprout McLaughlin, Agriculture Satirist Farmers, scientists, and synthetic fertilizer tycoons are reeling after the University

Modern Farming Facing an Existential Crisis Farming has always been about resilience and purpose. But in an age where self-driving tractors do the plowing, TikTok dictates trends, and influencers

Texas Farmers Go Green—Illegally, and Profitable Beyond Belief From Sweetcorn to Sweet Profits By Dusty Greenthumb, Staff Writer Deep in the heart of Texas, where ranchers once dominated the land and

About the "Swine and Dine" Dating App for Farmers Swine and Dine: The Dating App Farmers Didn’t Know They Needed By Tillie "Plowshare" Perkins Tumbleweed, TX—Forget swiping on urbanites who don't

The Secret Life of Soybeans: Unveiling the Legume's Lament A Bean's Burden In a groundbreaking investigation that's stirring up the agricultural communities from Lubbock to Plymouth, it's been discovered that

The Ultimate Guide to Cow-Calf Operations Laughing Our Way Through the Ranch Welcome to the whimsical world of cow-calf operations, where calves frolic, cows chew cud, and ranchers are constantly

Agribusiness Antics: The Hilarious Highs and Lows of Farming Enterprises! Marketing Mishaps: Accidentally advertising corn as "organic bananas." Harvest Haven, USA - In the bustling world of Harvest Haven, USA,

Politics: The New Reality Show Nobody Asked For The Campaign Trail Becomes an Endless Spectacle Politics today has shifted from serious policymaking to a relentless marketing campaign, turning candidates into

Hay's Outcry: "We're Not Just for Horses!" An Exploration of Hay's Identity Crisis Inola, OK -- In a move that has stunned farm animals and farmers alike, hay—the long-time staple

The Dirt on Tilth: How Soil Went from Dirt to Diva Tilth: The Unsung Hero of Agriculture Welcome to the world of tilth, the rockstar of soil health. For those

Welcome to the World's First Mime Roping Event Where Confusion Meets Entertainment The Only Rodeo Where the Ropes are as Invisible as the Budget In an audacious move by the organizers

LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger https://farm.fm/barbie-was-born-in-a-barn/

From Flat Whites to Flat Fields: The Ironic Rise of Hipster Farming Rust, Flannel, and Instagram: The Tractors Nobody Knows How to Drive By Plow Hardly | Cultivating Humor Daily Tractor

From Grazing to Grappling: How Cows Are Kicking Back Against Predators Udderly Unstoppable: Bovine Self-Defense Training Takes the Pasture by Storm By Chuck Moovement | Hoof & Humor Gazette In a

From Binge-Watching to Better Butter: How Streaming is Revolutionizing Dairy Farms Cows Demand High-Speed Internet and Premium Subscriptions for Premium Milk By Streaming M. Moo | Bovine Broadband Times In a

The Mysterious World of Angus Beef: High Society, Top Hats, and Secret Escapes Inside the Witty and Wonderful Lives of America's Most Sophisticated Cattle In the lush, verdant fields where

The Unofficial Guide to Being a Dairy Farmer: Tasks, Trials, and Tribulations Welcome to the often hilarious and perpetually smelly world of dairy farming! Let's take you through a

Inside the World of the Texas Braunvieh Jr State Show in Wichita Falls Bovine Beauty Pageantry: The Glitz and Glamour of Brown Swiss Showcase WICHITA FALLS, TX – The Texas

Intergalactic Gaffe: Aliens Land at Rodeo, Crown Bull as Earth's Supreme Leader When the Cosmos Came to Cody... CODY, WY -- Imagine the scene, typically known for its rodeos and